Submit Your Own Caption contest

I know there’s a joke in here somewhere. I’ve been thinking along these lines, but I’m open to anything:

The prize for best caption is a $5 gift certificate to S&M Auto.

I’ll conclude by repeating the definition of sadism and masochism first related to me by Rabbi Moskowitz:

The masochist is someone who says, ‘Hurt me’.

The sadist is someone who says, ‘No’.

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