I know there’s a joke in here somewhere. I’ve been thinking along these lines, but I’m open to anything:
The prize for best caption is a $5 gift certificate to S&M Auto.
I’ll conclude by repeating the definition of sadism and masochism first related to me by Rabbi Moskowitz:
The masochist is someone who says, ‘Hurt me’.
The sadist is someone who says, ‘No’.