Only in America. (One would hope.)
Then again, things are probably better this way. I honestly can’t decide if this would be worse if it read ‘Pareve’.
Regarding the title of this post — why yes, I did just watch Star Wars:
In case you’re still a little confused, this bag of cheese and bacon-flavored pretzels has something in common with the newest YLS professor. I will repeat, for emphasis, that these pretzels are — according to their label — cheese and bacon-flavored. (And kosher.)
To all the people for whom the picture was self-evident, I apologize for all the words.