And I’m not talking about this article featuring Aaron Hernandez joking about ‘hits’.
With the news today that Hernandez is being investigated for possible involvement in a year-old double murder — meaning he might have played a year in the NFL as a double-murderer and thereby set a new record to go along with his franchise record for most receptions by a rookie tight end — it’s worth investigating whether someone should have figured out something was up sooner than they did.
The answer, obviously, is Yes. Just take a look at his filmography:
I’d say Maniac Attack and Mortician of Doom are both self-explanatory and sufficient to explain the title of this post — and since they’re the two that have pictures attached, they’re pretty much all I really wanted to talk about.
But if you insist… police became more suspicious about Hernandez’s involvement in the murder after he Altered Strangely his home security system (by destroying it). And all this violence among the Citizenry seems hardly worth it over the mere fact that a “semipro” football player Dis-respected him at a night club.