Bigfoot hunting expedition goes horribly wrong, and yet so wonderfully right

I had no idea that Bigfoot lives in Oklahoma — he doesn’t show up anywhere in this predicted range — until I read about one Sasquatch-hunting expedition in that state gone horribly wrong:

Rogers County Sheriff’s Department arrested three people in what appears to be an accidental shooting. One of the men told deputies he’d shot his friend while the two were on a Sasquatch hunting expedition.

. . .

The two men were hunting – apparently for Bigfoot – around 177th East Avenue and Tiger Switch Road Saturday night. Omar Pineda reportedly heard a “barking noise,” jerked and shot his friend in the back, authorities say.

My sympathy is minimal. Seems to me the people of Oklahoma feel unjustifiably entitled to set out and haul in a Sasquatch whenever they damn well please.

Turns out, Okies, you’ve gone after this guy one time too many:

squatch dunking

Karma, bitches.

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