Seriously, who didn’t see this coming?

Dec. 18:

Dec. 16:

It would be nice to take credit for my sleuthing ability, but I’m fairly certain this was pretty easy to see coming.

On the other hand, my heart goes out to Washington native and now certified perp Eldo Kim, who managed to cluster bomb his own Google results with an actual bomb (threat).

So for anyone future employers wondering Where’s Eldo?, let me save you from having to run that search yourself:

eldo google

The key is always to redefine success downward.

On the bright side, Kim managed to avoid taking the exam, so his grade certainly won’t suffer. After all, he goes to Harvard, so I’m sure they’ll give him an A for effort.

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