Ohmygosh, that is horrible! Who would do such a terrible thing to their fellow human being?
Oh wait, there’s more headline… Go on:
Aaaaand I still feel horrible, but — obviously — not so much for this woman.
Conclusion: reading the whole headline might not make you feel better, but it sure will make you feel different!
[And yes, this is just an ordinary garden path compounded by one line’s end and the other’s beginning.]