The Zombie beaver apocalypse is finally upon us

It’s happening:

Beaver Savagely Attacks Kayaker

A kayaker in Upstate New York was hospitalized after being attacked by a beaver in Irondequoit Creek last week. Michael Cavanaugh was knocked into the water when the beaver jumped out of the creek and started mauling him, biting him on his back and arm.

“I heard my name called out from the shop and I ran out the door to see a guy getting pulled into the water,” a trainer at BayCreek Paddling Center tells WHAM. “It was like watching a horror film.”

And I think we know exactly which one he had in mind:

Consider yourself warned.

This was basically inevitable — the concept, the uprising, and that I would write about it.

Also, World War Z is now on Netflix.

FTR, that featured image on top of this post — not a screenshot from the movie (which came out on April 19*).


*Meaning, yes, they bothered to make more than just the trailer.

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