Yesterday was April Fools’ Day, unless you contribute to The Daily Pennsylvanian, in which case that happened sometime last week. I’ve already expressed my annoyance with the annual joke issue — and especially the paper’s self-satisfactory celebration — but that’s not actually the worst thing the DP did that day. It messed with me:
Here’s the thing, though. Tweets include timestamps — and this assertion is just demonstrably untrue. Here’s Marble’s entry:
And here’s mine, as you can see, published a minute earlier:
I brought my tweet to the DP’s attention — because, yes, I’m petty like that — and received absolutely no acknowledgement:
And this means only one thing, Daily Pennsylvanian: A pox on your Twitter account until I receive an apology via Twitter and in print.
Han shot first, damn it, and so did I.