The Daily Pennsylvanian is a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life, and mean. And mean, etc.

Yesterday was April Fools’ Day, unless you contribute to The Daily Pennsylvanian, in which case that happened sometime last week. I’ve already expressed my annoyance with the annual joke issue — and especially the paper’s self-satisfactory celebration — but that’s not actually the worst thing the DP did that day. It messed with me:

Here’s the thing, though. Tweets include timestamps — and this assertion is just demonstrably untrue. Here’s Marble’s entry:

And here’s mine, as you can see, published a minute earlier:

I brought my tweet to the DP’s attention — because, yes, I’m petty like that — and received absolutely no acknowledgement:

And this means only one thing, Daily Pennsylvanian: A pox on your Twitter account until I receive an apology via Twitter and in print.

Han shot first, damn it, and so did I.

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